The Morning After

Last night was a birthday party for my sister and one of her friends. We had sushi, where there were about 20 people at the table and the bill came to over $500. Then, most of the group split and the rest of us went across the street to this bar called the Ruby Room. The husband of the other birthday girl? Is like best friends with the owner. So we all rolled in like VIPs for free and walked over to the reserved section, which is this like raised, barred-off dais with the only seats in the entire place. Jenn, my sister, said that they get the booth almost every time they go there.

( So here's where the crazy starts. )